
Today (April 1) Google and Virgin released their plan to set up the first Mars colony followed by a hundred year plan that included terraforming, cities, etc, etc.
Such a plan just happens to be my absolute dream! I jumped with nerd joy! And they had an open submission policy. Which meant that there could have been an outside chance that I could transform myself from lazy beer-bellyed comic nerd to buff astronaut, just in time to board the rocketship. Subsequently, due to my excitement and poor date remembering skills, I failed to see this for what it is--an April Fools joke.
Oh, HAHA! So, hilarilous! Maybe next you could claim to cure cancer and then…APRIL FOOLS! Why you gotta be like dat Virgle, playin' wit my heartstrings?
Although, I am saddened by having been suckered in by my spacegeeklust, I will give credit where credit is due. Joke well played Virgin/Google. Still, If you ever need a comic book letterer in space, I'm your man!